What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Where is best free porn?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

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Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

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No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

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Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

No way

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Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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So they tried

No go.

share office space ...

Non dolor et ea quia.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

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Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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