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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:26

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
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Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
No way
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Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So they tried
No go.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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